peach pie

pussy, particularly a sweet red-headed girl's pink pussy

"And maybe I'd have liked to spend this past weekend in a hammock, eating peach pie with Scarlett Johansson, but doggonit, that didn't happen either."

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scaresterbate

To self-amuse by self-scaring. To intentionally look for scary events and possibilities in order to stimulate oneself with fearful sensations.

The entire world economy isn't going to completely collapse. Find something else to scaresterbate over.

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