usb

University for Sucky Bastards

Boss:You ain't doing your work right!, where the fuck you come from?USB???
Worker:Im sorry!!

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make out sess

The act of makeout and fuck later on

Hey Tiff wanna make out sess?

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fake phat farms

A similar type of the Phat Farm design exept that they have the "P" sign facing the other way, people who cant afford real ones buy them

GUY:Yoo look at his Phat Farms nice colors
GUY2:Son those are fake ones dont u see the "P"?
GUY:Ohh yeah..
GUY2:Hey yo the prick with the fakies Phat Farms your kicks suck.

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mazatlan

A beautiful bay city in the Western part of Mexico, in the state of Sinaloa, its a well known tourist place, it has nice beaches, beautiful hotels, the people is cool, and the women there are just beatiful, its one of the best places in the world, where rap,reggaeton,reagge,rock,salsa and other kinds of music are listen.

Rashuan:Yo man, I went to Mazatlan this summer, it was fuckin nice man, women, hotels, clubs, margaritas!!
Cris:Damn son, lets go next summer, I heard that the springbreaks get CRUNK!!

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like father like son

Song by The Game featuring Busta Rhymes, the title itself explains the song, how the same story is passed from father to son, hystory repeats itself, dont forget that kids.

Father: Awww i cant belive Bush got elected!!!
10 yrs after

Son: Awww i cant belive Bush got elected, damn.

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Gamoafenstien

to hurt terribly

You stabing out my eyes hurt like a gamoafenstien!

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Under Oath

Very well played out movie with not the best acting but some of the best editing known to man.

Wow that 9 minute movie was sure good enought to maybe watch again... maybe.

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