The Zoom

Arch Enemy of Nikolai Fraiture, the zoom has been holding a grudge against Fraiture for as long as anyone can remember after he was brutally defeated by him. A song was even created in honor of the zoom after Nikolai broke him in January of 2010.

Nikolai broke the zoom...
Ooooh yeaaheaheaaah!

Pulling a Dickens

When you/someone gets WAY to descriptive in conversation or text and ends up writing a fucking novel with what could've been a simple idea.

Tim: Dude, are you coming? We're gonna be late.
Andy: Yeah, sorry man, my wife is pulling a Dickens and wrote me a fucking book about exactly what she wants from the store. Took 4 messages to tell me what kind of pasta I need to get.