perfectosity

The quality or state of being perfect or complete despite the obvious idiocy of the creator and associates.

I created this using Microsoft Excel and an organ grinder's monkey up my butt, so I can't vouch for the perfectosity of the data.

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surfice

surf·iced, surf·icing, surf·ices

Useage limited to those combining coolness and intelligence.

Definition(s):
To more than meet present needs or requirements; far more than merely sufficient,: These rations will suffice until next week, but the Lembas bread will surfice!
To be far more than equal to a specified task; not just capable but extremely competent: No words will besuffice to convey my grief, but I have an interpretive dance that should prove surficient.

Six inches are sufficient, but ten are surficient. Expressing affection with a hug will suffice. Blowjobs surfice!

"Janet thought her ninja boyfriend would suffice, but then One Eyed Jack taught her all about pirate lovin'. And only pirate lovin' will surfice."

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