hentaisocial

A weeaboo who doesn't like to interact with real people and instead prefers to talk to his half-naked body pillow and spend his time fapping murderously to hentai. His whole family and all his peers are ashamed of his existence.

Jared: Whoa! I tried to talk to Alan but all he did was growl at me and run back into his basement. He's so antisocial!
Gary: No, he's hentaisocial. All he ever does is watch Hentai in his basement and won't talk to anyone else.

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dirty alan

A guy who says he's bi but actually he prefers to finger his own butthole every night. He doesn't like men or women, just himself. He will hit on people to get them to finger his butthole and then dump them.

Bob: Who's that guy?
Jerry: Oh that's dirty Alan, don't let him hit on you because really he just wants you to finger his butthole!

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