Tim Pringle

A literal GOD of cricket. Truly the greatest player to come out of any nation.

An absolute sex magnet, truly the sexiest man in existence.

"Did you see Tim Pringle playing last night?"

"I'm so glad that game was at night, looking at him made me so horny"

Dry aged beef

Dry beef coming from the family cow, who was passed down through generations.

Sister: are we having dry aged beef tonight?
Dad: yes, we killed Clancy, the family cow, for it
Sister: oh, yum!