Humbuggery

Humbuggery, the act of (Verb)

To Humbugger someone

Guy 1: Dude, serious humbuggery last night
Guy 2: Ohhhh yeahhhhhh

Humbugger

Humbugger (verb.)
To insert one's penis into the arse of a lover or randomer, usually whilst drunk, humming to christmas carols.

Guy 1: Dude I gave my girl a right Humbugger last night!
Guy 2: Shit, really?
Guy 1: Yeah, to the tune of Jingle Bells!
Guy 2: More like Jingle Balls!
Guy 1: Dude... that's just wrong.

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The Day Walker

A random male Goth of about 50 Years of age who always wears dark sunglasses, white foundation and has Dental alteration so that he has fangs. He hangs around with groups of teenagers in parks.

Joe: Hey... is that guy a pervert?
Jay: No, that's just The Day Walker... he thinks he's a vampire
Joe: So a pervert?
Jay: Yeah...

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