puke stick

Small penis, especially as used by a talented dominatrix or humiliatrix.

"When was the last time your puke stick discharged?

Montreal handjob

A handjob in which the girl occasionally uses her mouth, lips or tongue to stimulate the penis and/or scrotum. Orgasm is generally provided manually, though the girl may position herself such that most or all of the ejaculate is deposited on her face.

The booker said it would be just a massage with a happy ending but the girl surprised me with a Montreal handjob.