strunk

Shortened version of "Still Drunk", usually said in the AM or early afternoon, shortly after waking up after a late night of drinking.

After only about 2 hours of sleep, on the way to Sunday morning breakfast, Julles declares that she is "strunk" when she actually meant to say she was "still drunk".

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uber quickie

A couple orders an Uber/Lyft from home and once the app confirms the time until arrival; that is how long you have to have sex with each other, orgasm and clean up before the Uber calls/messages that it has arrived. (Everyone wins, including the Uber/Lyft driver who gets two very happy riders)

I’m about to order a ride; you down for an Uber quickie?!

uber fuck

A couple orders an Uber/Lyft from home and once the app confirms the time until arrival; that is how long you have to fuck each other, cum and clean up before the Uber/Lyft calls/messages that it has arrived. (Everyone wins, including the Uber/Lyft driver who gets two very happy riders)

I am about to order a ride to dinner; you down for an Uber Fuck?!

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