Andrew

a man without a penis

can not walk 5 feet away from his house
extremely obese
breaks both his right right and left leg if it decides to walk 6 feet away from home
useless

Andrew just broke both his legs and no one went to his funeral

2👍 2👎

Dis-owned

a virgin; ehck

That dis-owned faggot was left to the streets to die

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Matthew

Small lad, very skinny, has small pp. Is lonely and drinks own piss for survival. Might survive without food for 7 hours.

That Matthew won't live to 20. He might live to 16.

1👍 29👎

Matthew

not epic and has a 2 inch pp

That matthew is pretty unepic.

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