Genus

Someone who claims to be a very intelligent person but is quite the opposite and often spells genius wrong.

Darren: I'm going to make an urban dictionary definition for genus
Anna: What a genus move

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lil weirdo

A kid named Ryan who’s voice mail goes RYYYYYAANNNN. He shit in the pool, cut his moms ponytail off while she was zipping up his coat and he pissed in the trash can at restaurants he always orders mmm... *lip smack lemonade

Waiter: what would you like to eat

Lil Weirdo: mmm... *lip smack lemonade

Waiter: do you want a fucking fork with that

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