ass captain

The male who is responsible for inviting along female companions when a group of males decide to go out. The Ass Captain has no other responsibility other than to ensure the women show up for the evening.

Joe is the Ass Captain for the night since he met a group of girls on the Internet last night and they agreed to roll out with us.

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hooby

Refers to a girl prone to creating or participating in trivial matters of gossip (otherwise known as drama), due to lack of having anything better to do with her time, such as enjoying a hobby. Created as a result of a typo while using Instant Messenger chat software.

Check out that hooby, she is already talking shit about everyone in the club.

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