spedify

Spedify is to make someone to become sped, or it is used as Spotify but as Spedify, so listening to sped music or being sped in general.

He’s gonna spedify you if you don’t stop!

Bro, do you listen to Spedify? You are so dumb!

I-Spedy

I-Ready, an educational program usually used for homework and testing, but emphasized as dumb/sped.

Nah, I’ve got a homework app for you. It’s called I-Spedy because you are making no sense!