Salad Fingers

Salad Fingers is one of the creepiest and most disturbing video series on the internet to date, having attracted many viewers anyway. Many theories exist about the setting of Salad Fingers (mental illness, drugs, etc.), but the most plausible one seems to be a post-apocalyptic post-war era wasteland (look up Salad Finger Conspiracy for the whole theory). Salad Fingers is a masochist, finding pleasure from pain. He likes rusty nails and friends, and keeps his house clean. The series is very gory, but its strange nature has attracted millions of viewers who continue to watch these weird, weird videos.

"Dude, did you watch those Salad Fingers videos?"

"Yeah man, now I can't stop having nightmares."

Drunk History

A relatively new series on Comedy Central. People are asked to get completely drunk, and when they are, tell the history of some famous person in history while it is all depicted. The characters in the skit mouth the drunk person's words as they talk, which makes the show funny and unpredictable.

"Carbons and hydrodrons and oxydrons and carbotrons. And that's molecules for ya." - Percy Julian

"Yeah the Pacific ocean! Who gives a sh*t?" - Meriwether Lewis

"Pew pew pew pew" - Billy the Kid

Drunk History is awesome!

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Rule of Puberty

The rule saying that if you date an ugly/not so attractive girl before the rest of puberty hits, she will be hotter later on and you will still be dating her, resulting in your success and the envy of your friends. Has a 9/10 success rate. Can also be applied to dudes.

Doug: "Ew man why is Johnny dating Jill, she isn't even hot"
Jim: "Rule of puberty, dude"

*1-2 years later*

Doug: "I would totally bone Jill now, too bad she's still dating Johnny"
Jim: "Told you man"

Instagram

Actually a considerably nice app that the masses commonly mislead people about. Instagram lets you take pictures of your travels and whatnot and share it with your followers, aka the people who have chosen to see your pictures on their feed. Lots of celebrities use Instagram, which let's you see what their lives are like. Instagram has gotten a lot of bad rep for crappy filters and overusage by "hipsters" and "faggots", but it's actually a pretty cool app, one worth trying at least.

Guy 1: Dudezz, why r u on Instagram lolz???!!
Guy 2: Instagram is pretty cool, so I'm putting up a photo of my recent endeavor to a pro soccer game

Guy 1: Lollzzz Instafag, only hipsters n faggets use that app !11!1
Guy 2: Die.

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