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cumcumber

The sex toy version of the cucumber. The dildo of choice for those vegetable-loving ladies who during “man-drought” prefer to slake their libidinous thirst not with a banana, but rather with the cooler and considerably more dilatory cucumber.

She could hardly get to the vegetable compartment fast enough, such was the urge to pleasure herself. There it was - 8 inches of thickest greenest cumcumber. She returned to her bed. She peeled down its plastic wrap from the blunt tip and removed it. She lay back and hiked up her shirt. This was going to be one of those nights!

by Epigenie1 December 19, 2009

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Trump

To proudly and with no remorse sexually assault or molest a female.

He wasn't going to take no for an answer - he had just spent a fortune on her over dinner - and so without a by-your-leave he grabbed her, pressed his lips hard against hers, stuck his tongue down her throat and grabbed her pussy beneath her skirt. "You're trumped girl " he whispered triumphantly in her ear.

by Epigenie1 October 12, 2016

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Trump

To proudly and with no remorse sexually assault or molest a female.

He wasn't going to take no for an answer - he had just spent a fortune on her over dinner - and so without a by-your-leave he grabbed her, pressed his lips hard against hers, stuck his tongue down her throat and grabbed her pussy beneath her skirt. "You're trumped girl " he whispered triumphantly in her ear.

by Epigenie1 October 12, 2016

237👍 2712👎


Trump

To proudly and with no remorse sexually assault or molest a female.

He wasn't going to take no for an answer - he had just spent a fortune on her over dinner - and so without a by-your-leave he grabbed her, pressed his lips hard against hers, stuck his tongue down her throat and grabbed her pussy beneath her skirt. "You're trumped girl " he whispered triumphantly in her ear.

by Epigenie1 October 12, 2016

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Trump

To proudly and with no remorse sexually assault or molest a female.

He wasn't going to take no for an answer - he had just spent a fortune on her over dinner - and so without a by-your-leave he grabbed her, pressed his lips hard against hers, stuck his tongue down her throat and grabbed her pussy beneath her skirt. "You're trumped girl " he whispered triumphantly in her ear.

by Epigenie1 October 12, 2016

96👍 2142👎


Trump

To proudly and with no remorse sexually assault or molest a female.

He wasn't going to take no for an answer - he had just spent a fortune on her over dinner - and so without a by-your-leave he grabbed her, pressed his lips hard against hers, stuck his tongue down her throat and grabbed her pussy beneath her skirt. "You're trumped girl " he whispered triumphantly in her ear.

by Epigenie1 October 12, 2016

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Trump

To proudly and with no remorse sexually assault or molest a female.

He wasn't going to take no for an answer - he had just spent a fortune on her over dinner - and so without a by-your-leave he grabbed her, pressed his lips hard against hers, stuck his tongue down her throat and grabbed her pussy beneath her skirt. "You're trumped girl " he whispered triumphantly in her ear.

by Epigenie1 October 12, 2016

38👍 2132👎