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Mountain of a man, big epic, can destroy pedophiles with only a stare from his epic gaze.
Friend 1: You hear about Bill Cosby being launched into the sun?
Friend 2: Yeah wasn't that L-Dog?
Friend 1: Yeah, big unit.
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Big epic, super strong and shagged so many birds that the global gene pool will never be the same.
Friend 1: J-Dog is so epic.
Friend 2: I know right, if we listed everything it would look like a dark souls item description.
Nabs kids, sees minute old bits and probably has a 1 inch dick.
This grade A wrongun has become infamous due to his behaviour and is a well known miscreant. Typically hangs around the Highlands In his car by Fisher Price trying to tryout some of the local cuisine.
In his spare time he loiters around Betfred shagging bike locks.
Le Small: My juice tastes funny.
Matthias Cookesworth: Cosby Time ;)
The Merciless Sun God, Who stares down upon the village people, With his ambivalent and yet analyzing gaze, Just as humans act toward apes, So does the Sun God act toward mortals.
His expressionless features convey a great understanding and wisdom, That our mortal minds cannot even hope to comprehend. It is said that if you gaze into the Yawning Abyss for long enough, You may return with just an inkling of his vast knowledge.
Friend 1: E-Dog is in the planned parenthood consuming the life-force.
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