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An instrument that sounds like a suicidal bumblebee.
I learned the cello. Maybe it would have been more interesting to learn the violin.
When you have sex with a whore.
I just got ho blown. Good thing it's legal here.
A butt that appears to weigh a ton.
That woman needs to work off her button.
Accept you were better in the situation you two had together.
I forgive you, friend, because I don't care anymore.
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Relating a story to someone purely to amuse them and reach them at an emotional level.
He tale regaled me the greatest story I have ever heard.
A hat that smashes one's hair.
Unfortunately, I'm wearing a hair smashie.
When someone rolls their eyes in frustration.
My wife gave me the ol' eye sigh in bed.