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Whenever you cannot for the life of you understand why a human being can be as stupid as Donald Trump.
Guy 1: I'm Donald Stumped. Why is he helping the 17 coal miners in America? Hasn't he ever heard of modern technology or environmentally friendly kinds of energy?
Guy 2: Well, Donald Trump did appoint to the head of the EPA someone who dismisses global warming as some sort of deep state commie plot.
Guy 1: Of course he did.
The duration a criminal spends in prison.
His crime time is 12 years to life.
Until the statute of limitations is met.
The crime time is a little over a year from now for this particular offense.
An expression used to refer to a person whose name one forgets or simply cannot bring oneself to care about.
Man 1: That was insert name here.
Man 2: Yup.
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When you find an old person, who, rather than being bitter and depressed about her old age, has seemed to develop wisdom and patience from experience, rendering the person more a blast to hang out with than anyone else it seems.
That guy is old gold. We had coffee, he bought me a Greek Mythology book at the store, and he gave me advice that I only understood later when I had time to reflect. Cool!
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A petty crime that doesn't have much return.
I forgot to pay for the paper. It was only worth 50 cents, so just a dime crime.
A show made for heroin addicts, Mormons, Sarah Palin, and test subjects in if guns work, which are of the same category of people in this great nation.
I hate the Teletubbies Sun. It needs to die.
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