tumor humor

When someone knows he has terminal cancer, and he defuses the sadness for others, quite bravely, by hiding his pain around loved ones.

John: That woman is gorgeous. And by the way, your sister is such a sweetie.

Jill: I agree.

Later. . . .

Jill: What happened to John, sister?

Fran: Oh, he passed away. You didn't know he had terminal cancer? Didn't you see the bandage on his ear?

Jill: I suppose he was just implementing tumor humor for me. I never knew about John's cancer.

Fran: May he rest in peace.

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sophist

Someone who disregards the truth in favor of looking smart.

Hillary Clinton is a sophist because she went to law school and didn't become a lawyer.

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butt slut

When you have anal sexual intercourse, or sodomize someone anally.

Doing the ol' butt slut.

lore adore

Having a genuine interest in how things became the way they are.

I have tremendous lore adore for how the Knicks went from Championship caliber in 1999 to shit. It started with the GM, the guy who traded a high first-round draft choice for a retired player, among a whole plethora of breathtakingly idiotic transactions.

App tap

Opening a smart phone app.

Just App tap the sports scoring app.

clock balk

A rule that MLB was going to enforce on the pitcher that stipulates the pitcher is charged with a balk after a period of time expires.

He should be charged with a clock balk.

Bimbo

An undignified woman.

Even though I may seem like a bimbo, I do try hard and therefore am not.

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