chess mess

A complicated chess position.

I'm in chess mess now.

Frustration

Sifting through bullshit all day.

I have frustration over this football team. They don't have any good ideas, it seems.

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sweet beat

The warm feeling a competitor has when they've won.

I just sweet beat that really talented player.

The meaning of life

Don't die.

Bill thought balancing out your life before you die was the meaning of life, but Bob just didn't die.

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relationship

An excuse to annoy people.

It's okay that we had a fight in front of you, we're in a relationship.

It's fine that we called each other pet names and kissed in front of you, we're in a relationship.

It's okay that we had sex in the other room and you heard it, we're in a relationship.

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benign canine

A friendly dog.

He's a benign canine--you can pet him safely.

bored sword

A man engaging in masturbation.

I feel frustrated. I think I'll bored sword to pass the time.