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The parental behavior of letting their child use the baby bottle too long.
You don't have to bottle coddle him. You should wean him off breast milk.
A hat that smashes one's hair.
Unfortunately, I'm wearing a hair smashie.
When someone rolls their eyes in frustration.
My wife gave me the ol' eye sigh in bed.
The worst word to hear about a woman or man you like romantically.
Friend: She's unavailable.
Unrequited lover: Ah, shit. Gotta respect that. Ah, fuck, though.
When the inbox for your internet email address becomes loaded with junk mail because of irresponsible internet surfing.
My inbox became a sinbox over a couple of weeks.
Someone who doesn't get unrequited love when it happens.
You're intellectually gifted, but you're a dolt for not picking up signals.
Dedicated to a person or a cause as a priority indefinitely.
The woman exhibited loyalty to the man by remaining romantically involved with him flawlessly for two years.