rape escape

When a woman avoids having evil sex.

Women should be aware of sexually predatory behaviors, and they should learn how to rape escape and call the police when it happens.

Creeper

A vehicle through which everyone dumps their emotional shit.

Creeper: "I love her." That's what he said! Isn't that embarrassing.

Woman: Really! I'm done with you for saying that.

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Dost thou question?

A defensive comment for one's own idea when there is an idiot in the social group.

Bob: Let's go bowling.

Sandra: Yeah, I want to shoot a 225.

Ralph: You don't even know what a 225 is.

Sandra: Dost thou question?

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romantic experience

Learning from your romantic mistakes.

With my romantic experience, now I can narrow it down who I'm marrying and know how to be a better man.

hair scare

When the hair on your head is disheveled or unkempt in one way or another, and it takes you by surprise.

I had a hair scare this morning. And my solution was a hat.

hair scare

A bad haircut.

You have a hair scare on top of your head right now.

behind find

An attractive butt.

That's a behind find that girl has!