potbelly

The protuberant body of a bong.

This smoke is gathering in the potbelly.

swellfie

A really swell selfie.

I took a swellfie. I was proud.

write fight

When someone writes hurriedly to meet an impending deadline.

I have to write fight so it can make the paper for tomorrow's issue.

realist

Someone who doesn't give a shit because in the real world nobody gives a shit.

I'm not lazy. I'm a realist.

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Germ

A derogatory term for an anti-Semite. (origin: Holocaust enthusiast.)

There are Germans, and then there are Germs.

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hellish jealous

When you feel you are in prison because your love seems to be interested in someone else romantically, and there's no way for you to reconcile.

I'm hellish jealous that my husband is cheating on me, and nobody seems to mind except me.

Dancing Queen

A song about a 17-year-old girl losing her virginity at prom night.

Digging the Dancing Queen. . .Anybody could be that guy. . .Having the time of your life. . .

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