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mad sketch

shady

That party seems mad sketch.

by Ereck Flowers November 22, 2014


lured bird

A woman you seduce.

A successful lured bird. Great for me!

by Ereck Flowers November 22, 2018


rewind

Shift anything on screen backwards in duration, not just a tape.

Man: Let's rewind that movie.

Boy: It's not a tape, so do we still rewind?

Man: Yes!

by Ereck Flowers February 08, 2015


balance

The meaning of life with regard to humanity and the cosmos.

Psychologist: Achieving balance is the meaning for people and relativity.

by Ereck Flowers November 08, 2018


heart start

The beginning of a romantic relationship.

At our heart start, we were merely sexually compatible. After spending time together, however, we have fallen in love.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018


adore chore

Something a lover must do for their partner to keep her happy with him.

Taking my husband to the Super Bowl is the ultimate adore chore. I won't enjoy it, but Peter will love it!

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018


race

God's way of fucking with humanity.

Native American: I'm an American.

White guy: And I'm an American.

Native American: And yet we are different.

White guy: Huh.

Native American: Yeah, race, right?

by Ereck Flowers March 04, 2018