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Having an affair that's convenient for one of the parties.
That guy hates his girlfriend and they aren't getting along. Young love leads to neat cheat sometimes.
treating what others say like they are robots
Man: it felt like it meant that she liked me.
Woman: but you don't know; it could mean anything.
Man: but I've had experiences...
Woman: can we change the subject.
Man: what? Now?
Woman: I know I've been heartless.
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A wife who cooks for her husband.
Every guy would be lucky to have married a knife wife.
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A charlatan at being a doctor of any kind.
My psychologist wasn't a quack because she behaved like a doctor.
When you need to relax hard and fast to recover in time for the next stressful event.
The exam period requires much unwind grind in between finals.
When a guy makes a woman orgasm during sexual intercourse.
He was a damp champ tonight!
When a sale is almost reached, but rejected at the last moment.
I had a bail sale on that expensive car. Dang!