Texas fold 'em

Folding in poker.

And now my sixth straight Texas fold 'em. Great.

hen den

A place where women gather to discuss things that would normally agitate guys.

Go to the hen den and leave me out of it!

smugly

A person who is ugly because they are smug.

Her prom date is smugly.

bloke choke

A man masturbating.

Just a short bloke choke before work.

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four jacks

What a person says when they show their opponent(s) their winning hand in any any card game, especially poker. (Reference from the film, "The Sting"; said by Paul Newman.

Man 1: Four jacks.

Man 2: Fucking damn it.

Nerdy, Dirty, Greasy look

Bad hair day

Helen: You're having a nerdy, dirty, greasy look today?

Hayden: Yes.

Helen: You should work on that.

Hayden: No.

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Cycologist

Someone who sells or fixes bikes professionally in a retail store.

I went to see a cycologist about a broken axle.

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