prune swoon

A smelly fart.

That was a prune swoon. Sorry,

teacher creature

A weird professor at school.

We have a teacher creature for this class. He literally walked out the door in the middle of his lecture because nobody did the reading for today.

textpert

An expert text messenger.

My brother is a textpert; he's so clever in his texts.

Thrift goop

Cheap product, as in inexpensive styling gel or mousse.

I could spend money on this salon recommended styling gel, or I could just grab this thrift goop and call it a day.

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doggie bark

A doggie park that has many barking dogs.

We went to a doggie bark today. Man, was it annoying.

thick stick

A big penis.

Man: Honey, I have a thick stick.

Woman: No you don't.

Man: ...No I don't.

quell gel

An ejaculation by a guy that makes him feel good.

I just had a quell gel. I'm good for a while now.