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A wise creature that understands the three tenants for enlightenment: (1) know the moo; (2) feel the moo; (3) be the moo.
Guy: You're a cow.
Girl: Thanks. I know.
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An accurate prediction.
Nice clear seer on the end of the game.
A characterization of a boyfriend when he's being annoying to his girlfriend.
Woman: You are being my annoyfriend right now. Please stop!
Man: Okay. I'll behave.
A description of an actor you remember existed, but who you cannot at all remember anything about.
Man: You know that guy from that film?
Woman: No. But I sure should from your description.
I'm going to do this reading just for funsies.
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The answer to any criticism for one's romantic choice.
Q: Why haven't you broken up with her like you said you would?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.
Q: Why did you stalk her?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.
Q: Why did you say that on your date?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.
Q: Why did you not advance on her romantically?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.
Q: Why didn't you have sex with her?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.
Caring about building happiness in the moment, a fairytale story, rather than anything in the future--where the building could lead to a fairytale tragedy or a fairytale happy ending--and since the logic used to get to the result was to build a fairytale, the type of ending doesn't matter.
Griffin: I worked my ass off to graduate from college in biology.
Sam: How was it?
Griffin: I used fairytale logic. If I didn't get the degree, that's life, since I made every moment I lived into a fairytale as best I could. And look what happened. I earned the degree, so it was a happy ending. But it was fun!