nose miner

A child.

That snot-nosed nose miner!

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Well

The beginning to a dark story.

Well, at least I have $7 of the $1,000 I won at Las Vegas.

Well, at least the fire only burned half my kitchen.

Well, at least my team won one game this year.

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empty farm system

To have no girlfriend or boyfriend prospects. Analogous to the universal baseball reference for romantic relationship events (kissing = first base, etc.).

Bob: I have an empty farm system, dude.

John: What does that mean?

Bob: No prospects...

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loser

Something that takes strength to be.

Call him a loser or a healer or whatever, we'd all be screwed without him.

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loser

Someone with more class than a creep but with less class than a winner.

I'm married to a loser, but it could be worse!

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cat

Something that shits in the house, and something that doesn't do shit in the house.

I have a cat. Why did I buy him?

shot dot

The dot left from an injection.

I have a shot dot from my blood test.