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The beginning of a romantic relationship.
At our heart start, we were merely sexually compatible. After spending time together, however, we have fallen in love.
An unsatisfactory video game.
This video lame completely establishes the bottom of the barrel of all video games released this year.
A ride somebody give you because you are too inebriated to drive anywhere safely or legally.
My friend gave me a booze cruise home. He told me later. Thank God I got home safely!
Woman: Can we elhope at least?
Man: I guess that's our only choice because our parents won't let us have a traditional wedding.
Dedicated to a person or a cause as a priority indefinitely.
The woman exhibited loyalty to the man by remaining romantically involved with him flawlessly for two years.
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Going around a city to various coffee shops to pick up women.
Man 1: I went coffee shop touring and picked up 0 women.
Man 2: How many coffee shops did you visit?
Man 1: 37.
Man 3: I picked up a girl at a coffee shop.