dime crime

A petty crime that doesn't have much return.

I forgot to pay for the paper. It was only worth 50 cents, so just a dime crime.

lord hoard

A valuable collection that its holder can lord over others.

I have a lord hoard of baseball cards. Not just any old collection. A lord hoard. Ha!

weird beard

Facial hair grown and shaved in ways that are designed to attract notice from others.

He had a whiplash mustache, the king of weird beards.

snooze choose

Deciding to sleep after an alarm sounds.

I snooze choose if I can get away with it.

dud thud

The feeling when you break up with someone in a romantic relationship.

I had a dud thud when my boyfriend jilted me.

nike

to just do it

I niked a 45 on a math test.

pestomer

A customer who is a pest.

Not another pestomer.