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Something that happens when two people have no idea what the other thinks.
Bale: What're you thinking?
Margarine: Nothin'.
Bale: Sex?
Margarine: No.
Bale: Huh.
(Then they had sex.)
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Without evil, there could be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes.
Even the crustiest human beings are part of our world's morality.
Mend clothing such that it looks as good as new.
Thanks for sew newing my costume. The tear us gone!
Something that catches peoples' attention for its disturbing quality.
That weird gesture was a dark hark for that kid, but he confessed that he didn't mean anything malicious about it, so it turned out to be innocuous.
A period of time on the phone that goes quickly because your conversation is so riveting.
I was in the phone zone with my friend, talking about sports, for over 50 minutes. Man, did that time fly!
When you are so robotic with respect to emotional processing and internalizing problems that you lose touch with reality, which isn't as harsh as you are making it out to be.
She is very computer-minded right now. But it's just a phase, serious as it may be.
A brat, or spoiled child.
I hope I don't have any bad lads when I have children.
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