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A penchant for sexual intercourse. (Rabbits reproduce at an alarming rate.)
Drop the rabbit habit and settle down!
3π 1π
When you are spending time with a loved one indoors during a storm outside.
My girlfriend and I are having a storm warm in front of the fire, cuddling.
When you actually care when you run a marathon.
Guy 1: I ran a carathon.
Guy 2: I didn't. I quit.
1π 1π
The neglected person because everyone rightfully takes that person for granted.
She was the goat because she had done so well in life.
30π 59π
A costume so flattering that others feel like swooning just by looking at you in it.
He wore a coswoon and the girls just felt their hearts go pitty-pat.
being caught stuffing your bra
I was busted when my friend opened the door.
2π 2π
A girl who probably came from hell.
Guy: She was my girlfriend. Turned out, just a Hades lady.
Girl: I promise I'll be better to you than she was.