doh'm

A dark and deep poem that people don't understand.

I wrote a doh'm. Shit!

lost your virginity

Having sexual intercourse for the first time or having a first kiss, depending on your perspective.

Girl: I lost my virginity. I had my first kiss with Tim.

Boy: You really lost your virginity? Did you have sex with him?

Girl: Well, no. But it felt like I lost my virginity.

Boy: Fair. Agree to disagree.

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woeful social

Bonding over pain shared.

You are being very woeful social joining that group.

Suck for Sam

Something that became Sam Sucks.

It was Suck for Sam. Now it's Sam Sucks. Nice job with the 3rd overall pick.

hole toll

The act of earning sexual intercourse.

I paid the hole toll. Now I expect sex. If I I don't get laid, figures.

quit shit

The backlash a person gets from quitting their job, whether the insults are about being a loser, a coward, or just generally irresponsible and unappreciative of the opportunity. In other words, the hurt and sadness that comes from quitting.

I got a whole lot of quit shit. I just wanted to move on!

swell gel

Ointment

Put some swell gel on it. It should be fine soon after.