buy high

A spending spree.

I was on a buy high all day at the store!

bore core

A person who is deeply uninteresting and antisocial.

I went out with that bore core. Can I have that time back?

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pounce bounce

Sexual intercourse.

The woman had pounce bounced on me.

overcompensate

give or take more than what was earned

Man 1: You are overcompensating by taking too much hair cream. You're hair isn't that beautiful.

Man 2: I may have overcompensated him for the hair cream, now that you mention it.

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problems

The human condition.

I not only have problems, I am problems.

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shame name

A moniker that's infantilizing.

In the fraternity, "Bunny" is your shame name.

Justin Wiener

A much more apt way of saying Justin Bieber.

They are making Justin Wiener dolls.

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