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tight fight

A close battle

That was an old-fashioned tight fight between two great competitors of the sport.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019


remote gloat

When a person watching television with others gets to control the remote.

The dad gets the remote gloat now.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019


cum

(verb.) (of a male or female) orgasm.
(noun.) (of a male or female) an orgasm.

(verb.) Can you cum?
(noun.) I had a cum.

by Ereck Flowers August 22, 2017

3πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


mad hatter

Someone who is crazy.

You're acting like a mad hatter, for goodness sake.

by Ereck Flowers August 22, 2018

24πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


snooze blues

Uncomfortable sleep.

I tossed and turned. I had a nightmare. I had the snooze blues.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018


Donald Clump

The mass of defective brain cells that block the neurotransmitters of Donald Trump's brain, causing him to have no ability to process information, remember facts, or even be articulate, as well as interferes with his judgment, logic, sensitivity, reason, and general thought for the last 63 years of his life.

It's the Donald Clump. It's a disease specific to this demented man child in office named Donald Trump.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


that shovel feeling

When you want to knock someone's head off with a shovel.

That idiot thinks he started Watergate. I have that shovel feeling for him.

by Ereck Flowers May 16, 2015