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Silicon Valley Speedball

A combination drug consisting of Vyvanse or Adderall, caffeine, and weed. Often used to enter a hyper-focused state of mind while taking a slight edge off of the stress. Also used almost daily by severely ADHD stoners to function as an adult without collapsing into a pit of despair.

“Holy fuck dude are you okay? You look like you’re tweaking.”

“Yeah bro I’m totally fine, I just took a Silicon Valley Speedball so I could knock this project out. I also rearranged my office, flossed four times to get the blood out of my teeth, and drew this dragon fighting a hundred duck-sized horses. I’m chillin’.”

by Erect Cactus July 19, 2022


Hot Blueberry

The act of tying a string around one's penis until it turns blue during intercourse.

Johnny: "Anyway, how is your sex life?"
Mark: "Pretty good. Just gave Lisa a good ole hot blueberry! I'm amazed my dick didn't fall off"

by Erect Cactus December 17, 2017