analtoff

Jacob Rees-Mogg is an 'analtoff'. He is a member of the British upper class and therefore a 'toff' but also anal in that he is both anti abortion even in rape cases and anti same sex marriage

'I say old chap, that Rees Mogg fellow'. What about him? 'Complete analtoff if you ask me'. I say Basil, you're absolutely right'. Cigarette? 'Thanks old chap, don't mind if I do.

Diatripe

When your team''s performance is so bad that it is both dire and tripe

Norwich were complete diatripe against Millwall yesterday.

Cat twinkle

That wry and defiant look on your feline's face after it has just crept into your bedroom and done the most vicious shit underneath your duvet.

Dear, Fat Freddy just gave me the cat twinkle look....a loud piercing scream is heard from upstairs and Geoffrey's suspicion was proved correct again.