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A monster mentioned in the 2007 best-seller, 'The Night of Unwelcome Visitors'.
This monster is combined of many people, and is some-what beautiful.
It happens to be a cross-breed of a human, and an animal, and this is what some people call 'disturbing'.
An extract from the story is shown below:
"The only way to defeat the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster was to play with its arse, and do a controlled extreme-supreme muscle-power-wank into itâs eyes.
Fred and Alan combined together, and did exactly that, and thus, the monster evaporated into a pile of burnt shit."
"Gerald, Dave, Joe and Jon had a massive gang bang, and all formed and absorbed into one big massive honey loaf of butter crusted anal cheese-like human/mongoose like creature, which couldnât stop wanking, and had to ejaculate every 10 minutes.
This was now known as the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster."
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IVDD (Inner Vaginal Dribbling Disorder) is a disease in which the vagina constantly releases fluid from the inside.
THERE IS NO FUCKING CURE
Doctor:
Maddam, it seems to me as if you have IVDD, an incurable disease... you will always piss continuously... UNTIL YOU FUCKING DIE
Maddam:
What the fuck is IVDD??
Doctor:
Inner Vaginal Dribbling Disorder
Maddam:
OH FUCK
Doctor:
YEAAAA BITCH, YOUZ GONNA DIE!
Maddam:
FUCK ME IN THE FACE TWICE
Doctor:
TH-DOOSH-DOOSH
Maddam:
FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME!!!
Crab:
Who wants ice-cream???????
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Ooooh, nice camel-toe there, you must have an open goat.
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Two, the number two, 2
2
2+2=4
4-2=2
2y = 4
y = 2
2=2
2:lf~7#sa"$65 = 2:lf~7#sa"$65
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The clitoris of a woman over 88 years old.
A foul, nasty clit, as if it were to belong to a witch, with warts, and scales, and a brightly colour lining of green.
Yo Momma!
(She has a clit like a witch)
(Yes, she has a witch clit)
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The advice given to someone, persuading them to rape.
Adam: Wanna make babies?
Eve: Nah.
Adam: G'won...
Eve: I don't want to
Adam: If we do, you'll get the most pleasure out of it
Eve: Ok. I'll do it
Narrator: Nothing like a lil bit o' rapesuasion from Adam there...
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The flesh inside the penis, that supports the function for the penis to erect.
Doctor, Doctor! I can't get an erction anymore, because someone slashed my moonerr.
Do you think they've destroyed my erectile tissue?
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