root juice

White viscous fluid ejected from a man's penis during ejaculation. Ejaculate. Sperm.

see also: baby gravy, man paste, man custard, cock paste, cum, jizz, seed, semen, sperm, spew, spunk, and splooge.

Eric is such a whore, he cannot get enough root juice in his ass.
or
I drilled Chris long and hard and finally filled her pussy with my root juice.

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Dolespank

A fucking Hot kid from windham

Dolespank was amazing last night after the movie.

Suspended

The act of getting kicked out of school for a certain number of days.

Eric drank of fuckload of captain morgans and came to school and got suspended. What a dumbfuck!

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homework

Something you have to do EVERY night after school when you should be goofing off watching Spongebob Squarepants or looking at porn on the internet!

Homework: Something that you should do to not make your brain look like a baby boy's penis.

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football players

1.guys who put on enough pads to usaully keep themselves alive play on professional teams and get paid alot of money,who still get injured

2.people who play football for fun with or without pads because we think its fun and we love the game,were not all jocks either

1.terrel owens went to play in the superbowl after breaking his ankle

2.me and my friends who play for the hell of it

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Ralph Nader

The most persistant mother fucker who ever lived.

Ralph Nader kicks ass.

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momrons

The way you spell the word "Mormon" if you're an idiot or at the very least not paying much attention, like my friend David.

It's funny that David once misspelled "Mormon" as "Momron" because he is Mormon, ha ha

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