wonkashonk

n. air that is sucked in through the anus and pushed back out as a fart.
v. to suck air in through the anus and push it back out.

I just had a 10 second wonkashonk.
I wonkashonked last night for 10 seconds.

hobody

like a ho

"maaaan,thats some ho-body shit" I cant believe no one heard of this til now. lets popularize it.

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oklahoma

A lame state to the north of the great state of Texas filled with jealous assholes whos only argument is there football team is better. Their school (OU) isnt ranked in the top 100 schools while Texas is ranked 15th in the world. So while you have a better football team we are getitng a better education. I lived in Lawton Oklahoma and that place was pretty shitty like the rest of Oklahoma. Oklahoma has no city that even comes close to Austin. Norman is just a crappy small ass hicktown with jack shit to do.

Oklahoma is a pile of crap.
Texas is far greater than Oklahoma.

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Acura

Noun: High trim level Honda.
See also: Infinity, Lexus.

Hey is that an overpriced accord you have there sonny?

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Vodka

What Aaron Tijerina drinks extremely large quantities of during any given period of time.

Aaron Tijerina is drunk again, he must have got his pay check today.

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Number 5

To Masturbate. Number 1 being to piss. Number 2 being to shit, and Number 5, because you have 5 fingers.

Stop calling me, I'm taking a Number 5.

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foolbag

A person who exhibits foolish characteristics or performs foolish actions. A bag contained of fool. See foolish or fool.

What a stupid thing to do. What a foolbag.

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