cristal

Louis Roederer Cristal Champagne

The jewel of the House is Cristal, created in 1876 for Tsar Alexander II. This is champagne at its finest, as inspired today as it has always been, the embodiment of elegance and purity.

Cristal is made according to the strictest criteria, based on a drastic process of selection applying to the vintage, the cru, the village, the grapes and finally the wines. Only Pinot Noir and Chardonnay grapes from the House’s 10 most celebrated crus are used in the production of this legendary cuvée.

I got, no time for fake niggaz
Just sip some Cristal with these real niggaz

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longnecking it

Just chilling or being awesome.

Look at those kids back there back there

yeah, just longnecking it.

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doonfooker

When you stick your dick in a girls open wound and jizz all over her belly button. Afterwords, taking a straw and drinking the jizz out of her belly button.

Yo Fred! You up for some doonfooker tonight?

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hey ya

This song holds three records. One:The most overplayed song/music video made. Two:The music video that uses more green than anything else. Three: The most annoying song I've ever heard.

Most annoying song of '03-'04!

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cabin shagging

coaxing a woman into a shack in the middle of the forest and killing her with your cock and then putting a cherry on her nose

I lured Liza into my shack in the middle of the forest and cabin shagged her.

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Corel

1. A sexy person who owns his own bar known as CDC.

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Happy lamb

A kind act that makes a lamb happy.

Eric is a happy lamb since his friends decided to visit him in California.

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