procrasturbation

Masturbating to avoid doing work.

No, I havent started the paper, I've been procrasturbating.

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bout

short for about, it sounds more ebonic this way

damn bitch what was dat bout

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devastated

1. The state of being totally owned, as in a sport or video game.

2. Destroyed

3. Impacted heavily in terms of emotion or mental state.

1. Ohhh, you got devastated!

2. "Ohhh, NYC got devastated!" -Osama Bin Laden

3. Susy was devastated when I murdered her cat with a chainsaw.

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guuzy

leader of a group
a ruler that comes with cash
a feeder

am a little guuzy boy.
he always get money when he wants

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poke

verb: smoke weed as in "poke smot"
noun: pot

Yo danny, let's poke when your dads show starts

Yo joe, i got poke for today

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nug hoe

a person who does sexual favors for weed.

"that chick is a total nug ho dude"

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teh cooter

A term referring to the females sex organ. Most commonly said while intoxicated.

Derek wished he touched teh cooter, but everyone knew he really enjoyed the feel of a mangina.

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