gooback

It is a derogatory term used against people from the future. The term gooback came from the fact that when they travel thru the time portal a side affect causes them to be covered in goo, hence the term gooback.

I just want a double cheeseburger you fucking gooback!

Those goobacks took-our-jobs!

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roseville

A suburb in Minnesota right outside St. Paul and Minneapolis.

Roseville in Minnesota has existed since the 19th century so the other ones can go suck themselves. We also had the first Target ever and MacGyver lived here.

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boringly

The act of something be done in a boring way.

He died very slowly and boringly

booger farmer

First coined by comedianne Bret Butler as an uneducated rural person. Often synonmous with a goober or a bumpkin. The obvious implication is that they spend a lot of time with their finger up their nose. Can often be seen hanging around drag strips wearing any of the following:
Overalls, a shirt with a beer advertisement, a shirt with an auto parts advertisement, a shirt with a race car or race car driver on it, or a black shirt with a wolf howling at the moon (in two poses).

Although they often populate the rural areas, they sometimes move into larger cities and hang around the DMV.

Son, you see that booger farmer in the old pickup truck over there? No not that guy, the one with the overalls and the wolf on his shirt. Yeah, stay away from him--he'll start talking about drag racing.

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Opeth

Swedish 4-piece band that can make a 10minute+ song sound like it's only 4 minutes. The very extreme thought of putting Double kick drums, acoustic guitars, and deep growls in the same song was unheard of. Until now. The Drastic changes from death metal to melodic melodies gives me chills just thinking about it. Absolute metal (and all music as far as that goes) geniuses. Period.

Black Rose Immortal
Blackwater Park
Deliverance
When
Demon of the Fall
Bleak
The night and the silent Water
Serenity Painted Death
The face of Malinda
Under the weeping Moon

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corn dogging

While having sex on the beach, you pull out while she's distracted, plunge your member into the sand, then stick it back in

I corn dogged my prom date at the beach after-party and had to leave the state for two years.

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Demohorew

A depressed, emo whore who just happens to be Jewish

THe Frieden fro is such a demohorew and she should just go shoot herself in the head.

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