When youâre fucking your partner while theyâre facing a wall and you pump so hard their head goes through the drywall, after which walk to the other side of the wall and blow your load on their face
Dude, I got a little carried away last night and gave Cheryl a Kool-Aid Man. I was worried at first but she was super into it, she even yelled âOh Yeah!â as I was blowing my load on her face. It was amazing but I donât think Iâll be getting my security deposit back.
When a man shaves his pubes onto his partnerâs face and ejaculates upon the mound of hair, forming what appear to be pearlescent teardrops
Bro, this tinder girl I met up with last night was a straight freak, she asked me to give her a Chinese Shrinky Dink but I didnât have any hot mustard, so she settled for a Crying Werewolf. My crotch is going to be itching for weeks while my pubes grow back.