SUV

Selfish Use Vehicle
Driven by middle aged women or their pathetic husbands with smaller than average penises.
SUV's poor gas mileage is a big reason we are sending our valuable youth out to fight useless wars which in turn kill innocent Iraqis.

Middle-age woman: Did you see the gas prices today? 2.39!
Me: Yea you dumb bitch, it's simple economics. You consume so much fucking fuel that the prices rise... cunt!

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spam

Acronym for...

S: Scientifically
P: Processed
A: Animal
M: Matter

also...

S: Something
P: Posing
A: As
M: Meat

Pass the spam, please!

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DragonForce

1. The most intense band in the history of man. Their music (if it can be called that, for it is truly much greater than mere "music") contains a power so great that it can consume one's soul.

I'll mess myself if DragonForce comes to the United States.

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