Spermeate

To cause sperm or seminal fluid to spread or flow throughout; pervade

At first sight of Lady Rodenza, a dark stain spermeated the crotch of Don Diaz's pants, causing him utmost embarassment.

Doom Cannon

1. A particularly powerful cannon capable of bestowing doom and, where applicable, chaos, to what or whoever it is aimed at.
2. A sexual move in which a male climaxes with such ferocity as to destroy his partner's body.

1. "Corporal, fire the doom cannon."
2. "I apologize for killing her, officer, though is pulling a doom cannon really that big a deal?"

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Ricuntulous

Especially unbelievable or extreme (i.e. ridiculous), but in a context that is decidedly feminine

If Sigmund Freud's theories on phallus envy can be considered ridiculous, then surely the radical feminist writings of Luce Irigaray are equally ricuntulous!

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