Ricuntulous

Especially unbelievable or extreme (i.e. ridiculous), but in a context that is decidedly feminine

If Sigmund Freud's theories on phallus envy can be considered ridiculous, then surely the radical feminist writings of Luce Irigaray are equally ricuntulous!

Spermeate

To cause sperm or seminal fluid to spread or flow throughout; pervade

At first sight of Lady Rodenza, a dark stain spermeated the crotch of Don Diaz's pants, causing him utmost embarassment.

Doom Cannon

1. A particularly powerful cannon capable of bestowing doom and, where applicable, chaos, to what or whoever it is aimed at.
2. A sexual move in which a male climaxes with such ferocity as to destroy his partner's body.

1. "Corporal, fire the doom cannon."
2. "I apologize for killing her, officer, though is pulling a doom cannon really that big a deal?"