Jigalope

A south african cross between a jigalo, an antelope, and a very naughty can of cranberry sauce. Most often found grazing near the bathing hole of the local village, it's quite tasty on crackers, or mixed with gumbo.

"The wild Jigalope scattered itself scarce when the local law enforcement caught it peeping."

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Scurvy Cur

What you call someone when they've double crossed you, or have marroned you on an island. Normally to be shouted in a coarse voice, mostly angry, at the leader of the offending group, or at the pasty looking kid who ratted you out.

"Avast ye, scurvy cur!"

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