ho-ster

A place where loose women hide their pistols. The vagina.

Jim: "Comack McCarthy’s ex-wife did what?"
Bill: "She pulled a pistol out of her ho-ster because she was losing an argument about aliens."

Sid: "Are you packing?"
Jane: "Got one in the ho-ster."

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sympathy fascist

Someone who tries to coax others into feeling the pain of those who probably deserve little or no empathy.

Bill: Those people shouldn't be cheering the death of Osama Bin Laden.

Fred: Give it a break you sympathy fascist.

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Ozzy Knob

A pitch adjustment knob on a mixing board used to bring out-of-tune singers back into key. Named for the heavy metal car wreck Ozzy Osbourne.

Sound Engineer. Jeez Bill, that sounded like someone strangling a sick cat.

Producer: Yeah, if she only sang as good as she looks.

Sound Engineer: Time for the Ozzy knob.

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chatter chalk

Cocaine

Hey man, quit blabbering. You on the chatter chalk again?

adult ketchup

Hot sauce generally too spicy for the young 'uns.

Hey Billy Bob, these wings are for whimps. Pass me the adult ketchup.

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Circle Jerk

Someone who accelerates when entering a traffic circle to cut off other drivers travelling at normal speeds.

As grandma rolled into the roundabout, she had to slam the brakes to avoid hitting a circle jerk in a yellow BMW.

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deloop

To take out of the information flow, cut off from access.

Oliver blew the Donlan account so he was delooped.

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