tongue dumpster

A slutty lesbian who sleeps around with little regard for peoples feelings.

Katey was devastated when she found out her new lady was nothing more than a tongue dumpster to the whole field hockey team.

Crotch Tax

Child support payments

I saw my picture hanging on a rest stop bulletin board in Indiana because I was behind on my Crotch Tax.

Show-Nuts

A man's testicles after a vasectomy, ornamental but no longer useful for reproducing.

Sack filling pebbles for the sake of appearance.

Had a bad fever and my balls got really hot, that usually makes you sterile but mine are show-nuts anyway, so what ever.

Took a shot to the show-nuts, lucky I already had my kids.