Business Needs

Company speak used by slop-badgering managers to mean "We're going to shaft you up the arse because we can!". Normally used to justify business decisions that have no justification, or rhtyme or reason for that matter.

We are going to half your wages and double your hours due to business needs.

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Megadeth

Death by Heavy Metal. The ultimate divine death for any aspiring metal fan. The only pure and noble death achievable.

Autopsy report; Cause of death; Megadeth.

Tombstone; He died nobly of Megadeth
Rust in Peace

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Harolds

Very strong pain killers in pill form. Can also be used with reference to any high dosage or max strength medicine.
Otherwise known as harold shipmans or horsepills.

Mrs; "No, love I've got a head ache!"
Mr; "Well take some harolds then!"

"Take two harolds and call me in the morning!"

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banyonker

As in nice set of banyonkers - refers to to the female mammary glands or secondary sexual characteristics, otherwise known as chebs, jug or, simply, breasts

She's got a nice pair of banyonkers
You're really getting on my banyonkers

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nebraska

refers to an alcoholic drink, normally a pint of beer.

"You up for a few nebraska's?"

"I fancy a nebraska!"

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buttchomp

Someone who is a complete cock, dickhead, numpty, shitehead, etc...
Can also be someone who comes up with and usss useless internet jargon.

"You are a complete buttchomp!"

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business on demand

When a business undergoes a transformation of process, culture, and infrastructure such that it can respond instantly to the constantly changing conditions of the market.

A company's systems automatically scale up to meet the load required when they release a hot new product.

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