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Nickelodeon

Used to be the most wonderful channel ever. It aired great shows like Doug, Rocko's Modern Life, My Brother and Me, Weinerville, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Clarissa Explains it All, and Are you Afraid of the Dark. Then one day some bonehead decided to cancel all those shows to make room for a whole bunch of GARBAGE new shows. Those shows include Unfabulous, My Life as a Teenage Robot, Avatar, Zoey 101, The X's, Mr. Meaty, Romeo, and other shows that are a complete waste of time. If Nick was smart, they'd cancel all those new shows and return to it's originality and quality programming.

Little Kids: Come on! Romeo is on! That show is SOOOO cool!
Older Kids: If you watch that pathetic excuse for a show, then you're an idiot! If you're watching anything, it's our tapes of Old Nickelodeon!
Little Kids: (after they've seen the REAL Nick) Boy, I'm not watching those stupid new shows anymore! What was I THINKING?

by Eric Y. August 29, 2006

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